About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little girl walked into US Dental with her mother. As they approached the reception desk, she pointed excitedly at something on the wall. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘is that a dinosaur?’ The staff looked up but saw only a standard dental poster. The receptionist smiled and replied, 'No sweetie, it's just an ordinary chart of teeth.' But as they turned around, everyone noticed another child giggling behind them. 'Look, Mommy!' he exclaimed, pointing at a picture of a nurse holding a giant syringe. 'Is that a dinosaur too?'
2. One day, while a delivery driver was unloading supplies from his truck, he noticed an unusual message scribbled on the side of the building: ‘Please return your teeth to their rightful owner.’ Curious passersby began stopping to read it. Soon enough, someone posted a sign next to it saying, 'And please don’t forget your dentures!' Before long, people were laughing so hard they almost forgot why they came in the first place. The whole neighborhood started visiting US Dental just to see who would be the next to leave a note.
3. One afternoon, as patients were settling in for their appointments, an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental x-ray machine has been certified by NASA for its accuracy.’ A puzzled delivery driver asked the receptionist, 'NASA, huh? So does that mean my teeth are now orbiting Earth?' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Not yet, but they might soon!'
4. While waiting for his appointment, a regular patient dozed off in the reception area. Suddenly, the sound of drilling echoed through the empty hallway. Startled awake, he looked around to see an elderly delivery driver adjusting his glasses and muttering something about ‘another one bites the dust.’ Turns out, it was just the dental assistant testing her new drill on an old tire outside.