Urban Motors

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular pulled up to Urban Motors for his usual oil change, he overheard a gruff voice from inside: ‘Hey, you ever notice how fast that place sells out of donuts every Monday?’ A delivery driver chimed in with a smirk: 'Donuts? Nah, they must be selling those fancy coffee drinks.' The mechanic growled back, 'Coffee drinks ain't worth waiting for!' Just then, the owner popped his head out and yelled, 'Alright, everyone calm down—we're outta everything except old Joe's special blend!' And the regular laughed, realizing maybe Urban Motors wasn't just about cars after all.

2. At dawn, an old delivery driver named Joe pulled into Urban Motors to grab some coffee before starting his route. The garage door creaked open, revealing not just the usual mechanics but also a vintage motorcycle that seemed to appear out of thin air. As he approached the bike, Joe noticed its license plate read ‘RPM.’ He grinned and climbed aboard, only to realize it was way too small for him. With a mischievous smile, one mechanic shouted, 'Welcome to Urban Motors, sir—now you know how our bikes feel every day!'

3. At closing time, an irate customer stormed into Urban Motors, yelling, ‘Why did you run out of premium fuel today?!’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘We never had any.’ The manager calmly explained that they only stock standard-grade fuel. Angrily, the man demanded a refund. With a straight face, the mechanic said, 'Sir, your car was fully fueled with our special blend—premium disappointment!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the angry customer, who left shaking his head but smiling.

4. At dusk, a neighborhood dog started visiting Urban Motors every night. He would sit patiently outside until the last mechanic left, then walk home with him. One evening, a delivery driver arrived late and found the dog waiting for him as usual. ‘Hey, old friend,’ he said, patting the dog’s head. The dog wagged happily, then turned around and walked back into the shop—right through the open door that no one had noticed was ajar. Everyone inside jumped in surprise, including the dog who looked embarrassed but amused.