United Dairy Farmers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something unusual in the United Dairy Farmers parking lot—a small wooden box, painted bright yellow and locked tight. Curious, he mentioned it to no one but himself as he drove away. Over the next few days, more boxes appeared—each containing strange items like old newspapers, a broken umbrella, and once, even a live goldfish. Eventually, someone asked the owner if they knew what was going on. With a smile, he replied, 'Oh, those are our secret ingredients for the new flavor of milkshake we're testing!'

2. One day, while pumping gas at United Dairy Farmers, a little boy pointed excitedly at the ceiling and whispered, ‘Dad, look! It’s talking to us!’ His dad looked up quizzically but saw nothing unusual. Smiling, he said, 'Son, I don’t think it’s talking. Maybe it’s just an old sign advertising milk.' The boy nodded thoughtfully, then grinned and replied, 'Well, maybe it’s trying to tell us it’s thirsty!' They both laughed, and that day, United Dairy Farmers became their family’s favorite gas station.

3. One foggy morning, as customers lined up for coffee and doughnuts, an announcement crackled over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, please! The cow from our logo has escaped into the parking lot. If you see her, do not attempt to milk her—we’re dairy farmers, not circus trainers!’ As the day wore on, more cows appeared—all apparently lost souls from nearby farms. Soon, United Dairy Farmers became a quirky tourist attraction, with visitors coming just to watch cows munching on grass in the parking lot. A regular commented, ‘This place is like a farm-themed amusement park!’ And so, United Dairy Farmers learned that sometimes, escaping cows can be good for business.

4. One morning, after filling up his truck at United Dairy Farmers, a delivery driver swore he saw a cow standing by the pump. The cow just stood there, chewing its cud and staring at him with those big, curious eyes. The driver chuckled, thinking it was some kind of prank or hallucination from lack of sleep. As he drove off, he waved goodbye to the bovine stranger, who lazily watched him leave before returning to grazing. To this day, locals joke that UDF has the best milk—even if you don’t fill up your tank.