United Dairy Farmers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the gas station ‘United Dairy Farmers’ closed its doors, a strange thing happened. The neon sign above the pumps would flicker on for just a moment, illuminating a tiny cow statue that nobody remembered ever being there. One night, a delivery driver noticed the glowing cow and joked, ‘Must be milking money!’ Soon enough, neighbors started leaving coins near the statue, thinking it brought good luck. By morning, the cashbox was full—all thanks to an invisible dairy farmer who only accepted tips in quarters.

2. One morning, while filling up at United Dairy Farmers, a regular noticed something odd in the cashier’s drawer—a small, dusty bottle labeled ‘Milk of Magnesia.’ But every time he mentioned it to the clerk, she acted like she’d never seen it before. Finally, one day an old delivery driver asked the cashier if that was really Milk of Magnesia or just some old stuff nobody remembered. She smiled and said, 'Oh no, that's our secret ingredient for making the best coffee around here!' The regular nearly spilled his gas when he heard that.

3. At dawn, while pumping gas at United Dairy Farmers, a delivery driver heard an unusual sound coming from inside the building. His dog, usually quiet in the car, started barking excitedly, pointing towards the door. Curious, he opened the door just enough for his dog to squeeze through. Out popped a cow, its udder full of milk and its eyes wide with fright. Turns out, someone had mistakenly locked up a dairy farm escapee overnight. The delivery driver became a local hero that day—known ever since as ‘the guy who saved the stray cow.’

4. At sunrise, while pumping gas at United Dairy Farmers, a delivery driver caught a whiff of something peculiar—a faint scent of freshly baked cookies wafting from inside the station. Curious, he followed the aroma into the office, where an elderly cashier was happily baking cookies in her kitchenette. Turns out she made them every morning for herself and ‘for anyone who might appreciate a little sweetness,’ she said with a smile. The delivery driver left with a bag full of warm treats and a new friend—all thanks to that unexpected cookie-scented dawn at United Dairy Farmers.