United Dairy Farmers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while filling up at United Dairy Farmers, a regular noticed something odd on the gas pump display: ‘Today’s Special – Milk for Your Car.’ He laughed it off until every other customer started seeing the same message. Soon, everyone in line was joking about how their car might get lactose intolerance if they didn’t watch out. A delivery driver even brought along some real milk as a prank, claiming it would make his tank run smoother. In the end, the whole ordeal turned into a good-natured laugh fest, and nobody took the sign seriously—except maybe one cat who walked in, looked at the pump, and meowed before walking away with a puzzled expression.

2. While pumping gas one afternoon, a delivery driver noticed an old sign on the wall that read ‘Free Milk with Every Fill-up.’ Curious, he looked around but saw no other customers enjoying free milk. He asked the attendant if it was true, and the guy just smiled mysteriously. Later, when nobody was watching, our hero sneaked into the back room and found an ancient fridge filled with glass bottles of milk. He took one, popped it open—only to discover it tasted like gasoline! Turns out, United Dairy Farmers had their own unique promotion: free gas for anyone who could drink their ‘milk’ without gagging.

3. While pumping gas one day, a delivery driver noticed an old sign on the pump that kept changing messages every few seconds. Curious, he leaned closer and read: ‘Today is your lucky day!’ The next message was even more intriguing—’Free milk with every fill-up!’ Turns out, an elderly neighbor had accidentally programmed the pump’s digital display to advertise his home dairy business. By the end of the week, United Dairy Farmers became famous for its unexpected promotional campaigns.

4. While pumping gas one evening, a delivery driver noticed something strange: the reflection in the pump looked like it was moving. Curious, he peered closer and saw that it was just his neighbor’s cat, lounging on the hood of his truck. The animal had stretched out so perfectly that its tail seemed to move with every pump of gasoline, creating the illusion of life. With a laugh, the driver shook his head and said, ‘Guess I’ll have to wait until tomorrow for my quiet fill-up.’