Touchless Express Car Wash & Pet Spaw

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A neighbor pulled up to the Touchless Express one morning, curious about an odd contraption on the parking lot. A small robotic arm stood there, its LED eyes blinking incessantly as it waved hello. The neighbor approached cautiously and asked what it was doing. The robotic arm paused for a moment, then extended a tiny microphone and said, ‘Welcome to Touchless Express! I’m here to clean your car with zero-touch service.’ After a brief pause, everyone burst into laughter—including the robot, which started giggling like a kid at a birthday party. From that day on, the neighborhood never looked at self-service car washes the same way again.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Touchless Express one day, puzzled by a sign that read ‘Pets Welcome—Just No Barking.’ The delivery driver parked his truck and noticed a curious sight—a small doggy spa with water jets gently playing. He chuckled, thinking it was for show until he saw an employee calmly leading a golden retriever inside. Just then, another customer arrived—a neighbor who always complained about noisy dogs. She walked in smiling, carrying her poodle, which promptly fell asleep mid-bark.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Touchless Express one day, intrigued by a strange humming sound coming from inside the car wash. As he looked around, he noticed that every time his truck entered the tunnel-like wash area, it emerged cleaner than before—even its favorite coffee cup was spotless! Turned out, an enthusiastic volunteer had been secretly cleaning everything while everyone drove through. The delivery driver left with a smile and a newfound appreciation for unexpected acts of kindness.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to the Touchless Express one day, perplexed by a sign that read ‘Wash Your Dog While It Sleeps.’ The driver parked his truck and glanced at the sign again, half expecting it to be some kind of joke. To his surprise, there was a small door labeled ‘Pet Spa.’ Curious, he opened it and found an adorable little dog sleeping soundly on a cozy bed. With a smile, he gently placed his pet Chihuahua inside, and soon both dogs were happily playing together while their owners watched from outside. A nearby neighbor chuckled, shaking her head: ‘That’s why they say “touchless” – you don’t even touch your own pets!’