Too Short Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unseasonably cold morning in October when a delivery driver pulled up to Too Short Auto Sales. The wind howled outside as he stepped out of his truck, shivering slightly. Glancing around, he noticed something odd—an old, rusted-out car seemed to be glowing softly from within. Curious, he approached the vehicle and peered inside. To his surprise, a small golden retriever puppy was sleeping soundly on the front seat. ‘Who would leave a dog here?’ he wondered aloud. Just then, an elderly voice called from behind him: 'That’s my granddaughter’s pet. She must’ve forgotten it.' A warm smile spread across his face as he helped return the little bundle of joy.

2. One foggy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Too Short Auto Sales with a mysterious package. Over the intercom, he announced: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your new owner is here—Mr. James Bond!’ As it turned out, Mr. Bond was just an enthusiastic neighbor who’d been eyeing one of their used cars. He showed up in his pajamas and slippers, carrying a box of donuts. The staff invited him inside for coffee, and soon they were all laughing about mistaken identities over a shared breakfast.

3. One foggy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Too Short Auto Sales with a peculiar sound coming from his truck. As he approached the showroom, everyone inside stopped what they were doing—even the salesman paused mid-sentence—to listen. The noise grew louder, like someone humming off-key while trying to start an old engine. Suddenly, an old man appeared from behind the cars, whistling tunelessly and pushing a shopping cart filled with cans. ‘Hey,’ he said, scratching his head, “I must’ve parked here last night.” Everyone burst out laughing as the delivery driver realized it was just his next-door neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, who often forgot where he left his cart.

4. One foggy afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Too Short Auto Sales with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the door, he noticed that the sign above it now read simply ‘USED PARTS’—but there were no parts inside. Inside, an old man wearing overalls greeted him with a twinkle in his eye. 'Looking for something special?' he asked. The delivery guy shrugged and said, 'Just my usual—nothing too short!' They both burst out laughing, realizing Too Short was just another quirky local dealer.