About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Target Optical, customers started noticing something strange one morning. A regular asked aloud, ‘Why does every third pair of glasses on display seem to be facing the wrong way?’ Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about it—even a delivery driver commented that his route map looked like someone had turned it sideways. The owner shrugged and said, 'Well, maybe they’re just trying out a new marketing strategy.' And ever since then, Target Optical became known for its quirky sense of humor.
2. At Target Optical, an elderly gentleman tried on a new pair of glasses one afternoon. Suddenly, he exclaimed, ‘I can see Mount Rushmore from here!’ The staff just smiled and adjusted another frame. Next, a delivery driver put on some reading glasses and announced he could now read the license plate of every car in the parking lot. The optometrist shook his head but couldn’t help laughing as he said, ‘Welcome to Target Optical, where vision is relative.’
3. One foggy morning, as customers shuffled into Target Optical, someone whispered they could hear a faint humming sound coming from inside. As people peered through the window, they saw an old man adjusting glasses with a smile on his face—until suddenly he stopped and stared up at the ceiling. The hum grew louder, like a swarm of bees trapped in the roof. Turns out it was just the air conditioning kicking in, but everyone left with a new pair of prescription sunglasses for free. Moral of the story? Sometimes Target Optical can be a little… eccentric.
4. At Target Optical, a little girl entered with her grandmother and pointed excitedly. ‘Mama,’ she said, ‘look at that man’s eyes!’ Everyone turned to see what she saw—a customer wearing glasses so big they seemed to be from another era. The old lady leaned closer, squinting at the lenses. ‘Child, those aren’t just any glasses—he can probably see Russia from here!’ The whole place burst into laughter as everyone looked back at the bemused customer adjusting his enormous spectacles. A delivery driver passing by whispered, ‘That guy must’ve ordered them online without trying them on first.’