Tansky Sawmill Toyota

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Tansky Sawmill Toyota and exclaimed, ‘I swear I saw a Toyota creeping out of that old sawmill last night!’ The manager shook his head with a smile and replied, 'That old mill is just an urban legend—nothing more than rusty gears and dust.' But as he turned around, everyone noticed a small Toyota Prius slowly backing out from behind the building, driven by none other than a regular customer who’d been teasing them for months.

2. A curious customer asked one day, 'Why does it smell like gasoline every time I visit Tansky Sawmill Toyota?' The manager smiled and whispered, ‘Well, you see, our old air freshener machine is programmed for “gasoline” instead of “lemon”. It’s been that way since Mr. Tansky bought it used.’ A delivery driver chimed in, laughing, ‘And don’t worry, it’ll only last until next week when they fix it again!’

3. A local mechanic once asked, ‘Why do all our customers drive away with new smiles on their faces?’ It turned out that every time a customer left, the owner’s wife would greet them with a big smile and a cup of freshly brewed coffee from her secret recipe—legend had it she added just the right amount of sugar for each person’s taste. And so, even if the mechanics worked their magic, it was Mrs. Tansky’s warm welcome that truly put everyone in a good mood.

4. A salesman was showing off a new Toyota when suddenly he noticed something odd. The dashboard clock seemed to be running backwards. He checked his watch—nope, time was moving forward for him. Then he realized: it wasn’t the clock that was broken—it was his sense of time while talking cars! A regular customer overheard and cracked up, saying, ‘That’s why you’re such a good salesman—you always make time fly!’