Sunoco

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Sunoco station late one night, a delivery driver asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever see that old man sitting in your parking lot?’ The cashier shrugged and said, ‘No, never noticed him.’ Finally, the curious delivery driver decided to check it out. As he approached the figure, the old man waved cheerfully and said, 'Morning, sonny! Just waiting for my coffee to warm up!' Turned out, it was just an elderly gentleman from down the street who liked to grab his morning brew at the gas station.

2. At Sunoco station early morning, a gas attendant noticed something odd in the parking lot—a shopping cart filled with cans of unopened soda. Who left it there and why? Curious, he followed the cart’s trail until it stopped outside an apartment building. A sleepy-looking neighbor emerged, scratching his head and mumbling something about running out of milk. Turns out, he’d mixed up his errands—thinking he was on his way home from grocery shopping, he drove right past the store and ended up filling his cart with sodas instead. At least now everyone knew where to find him when they needed a quick pick-me-up.

3. At Sunoco station late afternoon, a little boy pointed excitedly and whispered, 'Mom, look! The gas pump just winked at me!' The mother smiled gently, leaning down to say, ‘Oh honey, that’s not a wink—it’s just an old gas pump doing its job.’ But as she spoke, another car pulled up next to them, and the attendant casually nodded towards the pump with a knowing smile. ‘Yep,’ he chuckled, ‘that one’s been flirtin’ with customers since I started working here.’

4. At Sunoco station on a foggy dawn, an early bird jogger heard whispering from inside. He peered through the glass door and saw two gas pumps talking to each other in hushed tones. Curious, he approached closer and overheard one pump say, ‘Hey, I think our nozzles are stuck again.’ The other replied with a groan, ‘Not now, man! We’re supposed to be open in five!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked up and asked, ‘Anybody seen my tanker?’ The end.