About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Skweeky Clean in Midland, customers started noticing something peculiar one day. A little boy, waiting for his dad's car to be washed, suddenly pointed and exclaimed, 'Dad, look! The soap bubbles are dancing!' The father laughed and said, ‘Son, those aren’t dancing bubbles—just soap!’ But from that day on, whenever anyone mentioned Skweeky Clean, people would smile and say, “That’s where the soap bubbles dance!” Even a delivery driver once claimed he saw them wave at him as he pulled away.
2. At Skweeky Clean in Midland, one morning a delivery driver heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that our new vacuum cleaner has developed a unique feature—it now speaks Russian!’ The delivery driver was speechless for a moment before bursting into laughter. The next thing he knew, his neighbor walked in, asking if everything was okay—‘Yes,’ replied the driver, still giggling, ‘just the latest from Skweeky Clean’s talking vacuum!’
3. In the early hours of dawn, when most Midland residents were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Skweeky Clean. The automated voice announced, ‘Your vehicle is now being cleaned by our newest employee—Mr. Bubble!’ Suddenly, Mr. Bubble started singing ‘Clean as a Whistle’ in a high-pitched voice. Confused and amused, the delivery driver looked inside his car only to discover that every surface was covered with soapy bubbles—and not a single speck of dirt remained. As he drove off, his neighbor waved cheerfully from their porch, remarking, ‘Looks like Skweeky Clean found its star cleaner!’
4. At Skweeky Clean in Midland, one night after closing, a maintenance worker noticed something odd. The parking lot lights seemed to flicker on and off by themselves. Curious, he followed the light’s erratic pattern until it led him to an old janitor’s closet. Inside, amidst mops and buckets, sat a small, grinning teddy bear with its own miniature flashlight. ‘You’re up late,’ said the bear, winking. The worker laughed it off as a prank from a local kid, but every time he looked back, the bear was still there, watching over the car wash like a guardian angel. Now, locals joke that if you leave your headlights on too long, Skweeky Clean might just send out its little night watchman.’