About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a truckload of bananas. As he unloaded crates in the backroom, he noticed something strange: every banana had an extra finger. Curious, he showed them to his supervisor, who shrugged and said, ‘Must be some kinda new variety.’ Soon, word spread around town—San Jose Store was selling bananas with fingers! People flocked in for a laugh, buying handfuls just to see if they were real. Turned out, it was just a clever marketing gimmick by the supplier—a regular prank that became a local legend.
2. At dawn, when most supermarkets are quiet, an elderly gentleman began arriving at San Jose Store every day, carrying mysterious packages wrapped in brown paper. One morning, a delivery driver noticed that one of the packages was suspiciously heavy and decided to peek inside. To his surprise, it contained nothing but old newspapers and empty jars! The gentleman's secret was revealed—everyday he was simply restocking the store with freebies from neighbors' recycling bins. Everyone laughed it off as just another quirky San Jose tradition.
3. At dawn, when most supermarkets are quiet, a strange humming sound started coming from the San Jose Store's freezer section. Curious neighbors gathered around the frozen aisle, trying to figure out where the noise was coming from. It turned out that a delivery driver had accidentally left his electric guitar in the truck and it was plugged into an outlet inside the store. The next morning, everyone in town woke up to the same tune—‘Supermarket Blues’.
4. At dawn, when most supermarkets are quiet, a regular muttered under his breath as he pushed his shopping cart: ‘Who’s taking all these oranges?’ Suddenly, an impatient delivery driver honked loudly from outside. Startled, everyone looked up just in time to see a crate of oranges flying through the open door and landing with a thud near the frozen foods section. A regular chuckled, shaking his head: 'Guess that mystery shopper loves oranges!'