About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Northwoods Dental Group and noticed something odd—all the patients seemed to be leaving with big smiles on their faces, but none of them were actually going inside. Curious, he walked around back only to see a sign reading ‘Free Dentistry Today!’ Apparently, someone had mistakenly posted it instead of the usual ‘Closed for Training.’ A regular passing by chuckled, saying, ‘Guess they forgot to tell us that free teeth cleaning doesn’t count as work!’
2. A new patient arrived for their first appointment, nervously adjusting their glasses as they approached the reception desk. The receptionist smiled warmly, but something seemed off—her teeth were glowing softly in the dim hallway light. The patient’s eyes widened when she leaned closer, revealing rows of tiny neon signs spelling out ‘Welcome!’ on each tooth. They both burst into laughter, realizing it was just a dental office with some unusual lighting. As the receptionist switched on the overhead lights, everyone relaxed and had a good laugh over coffee before the appointment began.
3. A neighborhood kid was skipping stones near Northwoods Dental Group one afternoon when he heard an unusual sound from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw the receptionist humming along with her own dental drill. Just then, a delivery driver walked in carrying a box of donuts. Seeing the receptionist distracted, he decided to help out and started drilling himself—much to everyone’s surprise! The kid quickly ran off laughing, leaving behind a confused but happy dentist and a newly drilled employee.
4. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Northwoods Dental Group and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you have any special toothpaste for ghosts?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Sir, I’m afraid we only deal with living teeth here.' Just then, a delivery driver walked in, holding a box of Halloween candy. The old man winked and said, 'Then maybe some sugar-free treats for my sweet-tooth ghost?' Everyone laughed, including the dentist who popped his head out from behind the curtain.