Moo Moo Express Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Moo Moo Express with a crate of eggs. As he approached the car wash tunnel, he noticed something odd—all the soap nozzles were shaped like cow udders, and each one had a tiny bell on top that tinkled when you touched it. As he drove through, the delivery driver couldn’t help but laugh at the sight. When he emerged from the other end, his crate was not only spotless but also filled with fresh milk bottles instead of eggs—a small gesture from the friendly owner who loved pranks. The driver shook his head and smiled, knowing he’d never forget Moo Moo Express.

2. At dawn, when most car washes were quiet, a strange figure appeared at Moo Moo Express. A neighbor, claiming to be an early riser, began leaving mysterious notes in the windshield wipers of cars. The notes read: 'Your car looks like it needs a good scrubbing—stop by for a free express wash!' Soon enough, everyone in town started visiting Moo Moo Express, and the mysterious neighbor became a local legend. Some said he was just a friendly delivery driver with too much soap and water.

3. At closing time, an employee was locking up the Moo Moo Express when he noticed something odd: a small herd of plastic cows had mysteriously lined up along the fence. Curious, he approached them and found each cow holding a tiny sign that read ‘Wash Me Please.’ The employee smiled, shook his head, and decided to clean them as a joke. By morning, every cow was sparkling clean, and a regular customer remarked, 'Looks like Moo Moo Express can even wash plastic!'

4. At closing time, an employee was locking up the Moo Moo Express when he noticed a little dog hesitating under one of the hoses. The pup’s tail wagged curiously as water sprayed past him, but whenever the nozzle moved too close, he’d scurry away, only to return again and again. Finally, the worker couldn’t resist and called out, ‘Hey little guy, come here!’ With that, the dog trotted over, wagging his tail so hard it looked like he might fall over. Turns out, he wasn’t just curious—his owner had accidentally left him inside the car wash bay. After drying off the puddles, everyone went home happy, except maybe for the embarrassed delivery driver who forgot his own lunch.