Mike Ferris Properties

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an excited delivery driver rushed into Mike Ferris’s office. ‘Mr. Ferris,’ he said breathlessly, ‘I just saw something strange outside!’ ‘What did you see?’ asked Mr. Ferris curiously. The delivery driver pointed out the window. ‘A neighbour was trying to sell his house using only hand gestures!’ They both burst out laughing as they realized it was just a guy waving from across the street.

2. At dawn, when most real estate agents were still dreaming of sold properties, a delivery driver knocked on Mr. Ferris’ door. Through the foggy morning light, the driver handed over a package labeled ‘Important Documents’. With a sleepy yawn, Mr. Ferris opened it and found… nothing but an empty envelope. Shaking his head with a smile, he muttered, ‘Another day in paradise!’

3. At dawn, when most real estate agents were still dreaming of sold properties, a delivery driver parked outside Mike Ferris’s office and glanced up at the signboard. Suddenly, the words on it began to flicker and rearrange themselves into unexpected phrases. The delivery driver blinked, rubbed his eyes, then shook his head. The words had settled back into their original form—‘Mike Ferris Properties’—but he was certain they’d said something else for a moment. With a laugh, he shrugged and walked inside, muttering, ‘Must be my imagination playing tricks.’

4. At dawn, when most real estate agents were still dreaming of sold properties, a delivery driver approached Mr. Ferris's office with a mysterious package. 'Sign here,' he said, pointing to a cryptic note on the desk that read: “Open only if you believe in happy endings.” Mr. Ferris hesitated for a moment, then grinned and tore open the envelope. Inside was an old postcard from a beach resort, addressed simply: ‘To Mike, from your future client.’ He laughed aloud as he recognized the handwriting—his next door neighbor’s. The note read: “I’ll buy your best listing first thing tomorrow.”