Meijer

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Meijer gas station late one night, a delivery driver asked an odd question: ‘Why does the same old lady always wave from her car?’ The attendant shrugged and replied, 'She's just our friendly neighborhood grandma.' The delivery guy shook his head with a smile, thinking it was pretty strange until he noticed that every time he stopped there, she had exactly enough cash for her tank of gas—no more, no less.

2. At dawn, a jogger passing by noticed something unusual—an employee at Meijer filling up a mysterious black SUV with no license plates. Curious, she followed the vehicle down an unfamiliar road until it stopped in front of a quaint coffee shop. The employee emerged, paid for his drink with cash, and chatted amiably with the barista—a regular who recognized him as just another late-night worker. The jogger laughed to herself, realizing that sometimes life’s mysteries are best left unsolved.

3. At closing time, a regular approached the cashier and asked, ‘Do you ever get tired of saying “fuel not included”?’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Only when I say it for the hundredth time today.’ A delivery driver overheard and chimed in, ‘Or when someone finally includes fuel!’ Everyone laughed, and the regular nodded wisely, knowing he’d just found his new favorite gas station.

4. At midnight, a customer inside Meijer’s convenience store asked the clerk, 'Why does everyone here seem so sleepy?' The clerk yawned and replied, ‘Oh, they’re not sleepy—just waiting for the coffee machine to wake up.’ The customer laughed and said, ‘Guess I’ll join them then!’ And with that, both of them settled in for an impromptu nightcap.