About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Meijer, a delivery driver noticed something odd one morning. The sign above the produce section read, ‘Apples now dancing to bananas’. Confused and amused, the driver mentioned it to his co-workers, who decided to investigate further. Turns out, an overzealous intern had accidentally switched the signs while cleaning. For weeks after, whenever anyone bought apples, they’d hear soft banana music playing in the background—much to the delight of customers and neighbors alike.
2. In the early hours of a Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Meijer with a truck full of groceries. As he unloaded boxes onto the loading dock, he heard an unusual noise coming from inside the store. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a cat diligently pushing shopping carts down the aisles, collecting items for its own midnight feast. The driver chuckled, shook his head, and went back to work, muttering something about ‘another crazy Sunday in Meijer.’
3. At Meijer, a delivery driver noticed something odd one morning. ‘What’s with all these boxes?’ he muttered, peering through the foggy window. Inside, rows upon rows of identical packages seemed to arrange themselves as if guided by an invisible hand. Curious, he walked closer and saw tiny hands moving the boxes like an elaborate game. Turns out, it was just a neighborhood kid playing hide-and-seek among the aisles. The driver laughed, shook his head, and thought, ‘Now that’s dedication to hiding!’
4. At Meijer, a delivery driver noticed something odd one morning. ‘What’s with all these empty shopping carts?’ he muttered, glancing around the nearly deserted parking lot. Curious, he counted just five cars left in the entire lot—all belonging to employees. A delivery driver waved hello to his neighbor, who was pushing an empty cart towards the store entrance. Smiling, they both shrugged and went inside, assuming everyone else had already gone home early for some reason.