Low Cost Cars North

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little boy pointed excitedly as he walked past Low Cost Cars North. His mother looked up just in time to see an old man slowly driving away in a shiny new car, steering wheel turned completely around. His mother smiled and called after him, ‘Sonny, that’s not how you drive!’ The old man waved cheerfully, then drove off down the street, honking his horn in time with the local radio station. A delivery driver passing by shook his head and muttered, ‘Another day, another customer teaching Grandpa how to drive.’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Low Cost Cars one afternoon with a smile on his face. He had just finished an especially pleasant conversation and was humming softly as he unloaded boxes from his truck. Suddenly, he noticed something odd: every box seemed to be labeled ‘Extra-Tall Driver’. Confused, he looked around but saw no other cars or people nearby. Just then, an elderly gentleman walked over and asked if everything was okay. With a laugh, he replied that it must be some kind of new marketing gimmick for Extra-Tall Drivers’ cars. The old man nodded knowingly and said, 'Ah, yes—must be their latest model!'

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Low Cost Cars one afternoon with a smile. As he opened the trunk, his dog suddenly perked up and started barking wildly at nothing visible to anyone else. The delivery driver looked around confused, but then noticed an old man across the street laughing heartily. The guy waved and shouted, ‘Your pooch must be sensing our secret stash of used cars!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the usually stoic staff at Low Cost Cars. That day, the dog became something of a local celebrity for its mysterious radar skills.

4. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to Low Cost Cars with a mysterious package under his arm. As he approached the back door, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Hey, you forgot your smile!’ Turning around, he saw an old mechanic waving cheerfully. The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and realized he had indeed left it behind. That’s why they called it Low Cost Cars—because everything was sold ‘as is,’ including smiles.’