About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were stocking up on groceries, an announcement came over Kroger’s intercom: ‘Attention shoppers—we’ve just received a special shipment of invisible bananas.’ Customers looked around puzzled, then started laughing and comparing notes. A regular shouted, 'I’ll take two bunches!' Soon everyone was grabbing empty bags, pretending to buy these elusive bananas. The manager eventually announced, 'They’re probably in the back, next to the invisible apples.' Everyone had a good laugh, and that day Kroger became known for its unique promotional gimmick.
2. In the late afternoon, when shoppers were browsing through Kroger's aisles, someone noticed something peculiar in one of the shopping baskets—a tiny plastic dinosaur that kept moving its arms and legs. Curiosity piqued, people started gathering around, whispering and pointing. The little toy seemed to be following a pattern, almost like it had a mind of its own. Soon enough, an old lady picked up the basket and said with a twinkle in her eye, 'Looks like our little friend here needs some batteries!' And indeed, once recharged, the dinosaur danced along happily as if nothing unusual ever happened. People laughed and went on their way, leaving behind just another quirky memory from good ol' Kroger.
3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled into Kroger’s loading dock and found the doors wide open. He shrugged it off, thinking it might be a prank, but inside, everything was eerily quiet. As he walked further in, he heard a faint voice calling from behind the dairy section: ‘Hey, you forgot your keys again!’ Turned out it was just an early bird shopper who thought the store had finally opened for business. The delivery driver shook his head and smiled, realizing that some days even supermarkets can pull a practical joke on their own staff.
4. At midnight, when only the night janitor lingered, a sign above the dairy section mysteriously changed its message: ‘Milk Today, Cheese Tomorrow—Butter Never!’ One day, a delivery driver noticed that the sign had switched again: ‘Cheese Today, Butter Tomorrow—Milk Never!’ He joked with his colleagues that maybe Kroger was testing out new slogans for their marketing campaign. But then, as he left late one evening, he saw an elderly neighbor pushing a cart slowly down the aisle, reading aloud: ‘Today’s specials: milk today, cheese tomorrow—butter never… and bananas always!’