Kroger

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Kroger, where gas pumps hummed like old friends, a regular shouted one day, ‘I swear I saw a ghost filling up my tank!’ Another customer, a delivery driver, overheard and laughed, saying, ‘Next time, maybe it’s your turn to fill up—you look like you could use some fuel!’ The whole place erupted in laughter, and everyone agreed that Kroger was definitely haunted by good spirits.

2. At Kroger, where gas pumps hummed like old friends, an announcement suddenly crackled over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, neighbors—your car is singing “Happy Birthday”!’ A delivery driver, hearing the song, thought it was his cue and started dancing around his truck. A regular, walking out with groceries, clapped along and soon the entire parking lot was filled with laughter and singing. As the music faded, everyone looked at each other and smiled—it turned out to be one of those days when even your gas pump knew how to make you happy.

3. At Kroger, where gas pumps hummed like old friends, a delivery driver once asked curiously: ‘Why does that pump always whisper “fill me up”?’ A wise old mechanic overheard and replied with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Because it’s not just a pump—it’s a talkative tanker, my friend.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, smiling at the thought of how each morning he filled not only cars but also hearts with cheer.

4. At Kroger, where gas pumps hummed like old friends, a delivery driver once noticed something strange. Every night at exactly midnight, the air would fill with the scent of fresh-baked cookies. One night, curious about the smell, he followed his nose and found an empty room filled with cookie dough. Turns out, a local baker had been sneaking in after hours to bake batches for his neighbors. The next morning, everyone received a bag of warm cookies—except for the confused delivery driver who kept waiting for midnight whiffs.