About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Krieger Ford and asked the attendant, ‘Do you ever see ghostly figures in those old cars?’ The next morning, everyone noticed strange lights flickering inside some of the showroom models. Soon enough, customers started reporting seeing shadowy figures peering from behind windshields. Turns out it was just an overzealous security guard practicing his Halloween costume—until he realized he’d locked himself inside one of the cars! Everyone had a good laugh when he finally emerged, covered in car wax and wearing a confused expression.
2. One morning, a neighbor walked into Krieger Ford and asked, ‘Do you sell cars that can drive themselves yet?’ The salesman replied, ‘Not yet, sir.’ The neighbor shrugged and said, ‘Good thing, I’m not ready for my car to decide where it wants to go!’ A few days later, another customer—a delivery driver—walked in and asked if they had self-driving trucks yet. The salesman shook his head and replied, ‘No, ma’am, but we do have some great fuel-efficient models!’ She smiled and said, ‘That’s good, because I don’t want my truck deciding to take a detour to Moscow!’
3. One afternoon, an employee noticed something odd in the showroom’s cleaning cart—a small box wrapped neatly with ribbon. Curious, he opened it to find a vintage toy car exactly like those on display. Was it a prank or had someone left it behind? Later that evening, another worker found a note attached to the toy car: ‘Happy hunting! –A secret admirer.’ The next day, the entire sales team spent their break searching for hidden toys around the lot. It turned out to be just a friendly prank by a regular customer who loved watching people scramble.
4. Early one autumn morning, as fog lingered over the parking lot of Krieger Ford, a delivery driver approached the service desk with a peculiar request. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘I was delivering some tires for your mechanic, but I accidentally brought him a bag of potato chips instead.’ A nearby employee laughed and replied, ‘That’s okay, sir—we’re always short on snacks around here anyway!’