About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Klosterman Bakery one morning and noticed something strange. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘I’ve been bringing these boxes here for years, but today they look different.’ The manager looked puzzled and walked outside. 'They've always looked like that,' she replied with a smile. The driver shook his head and drove off, muttering something about how some things never change—even in a bakery.
2. Late one night, as the moonlight filtered through Klosterman Bakery’s windows, a delivery driver pulled up to unload pastries. Suddenly, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside—like someone singing in perfect pitch but not quite human. Curious, he peered inside and saw only rows of silent pastry cases. Then, out of nowhere, a croissant started wobbling on its own accord, followed by a muffin bobbing along like it was dancing. The delivery driver burst into laughter, realizing it must’ve been the wind rustling the awnings outside. As he drove away that night, he swore he could still hear the distant echoes of those happy baked goods humming together.
3. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Klosterman Bakery, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all customers—we’ve just received a shipment of cookies so fresh they might jump off the shelves!’ Curious, the driver peeked inside and saw rows upon rows of cookies wobbling like jelly on the display cases. Just then, a regular customer turned around with a mischievous smile: 'They’re not jumping yet,' she whispered, 'but I’m pretty sure they’ll start any minute now!' Everyone laughed, and the day at Klosterman Bakery became legendary for its unexpected cookie enthusiasm.
4. A little girl followed her mom into Klosterman Bakery one Saturday afternoon. As she walked past the display case, she pointed excitedly at a loaf of bread, whispering, ‘Mom, look! It looks like it has eyes!’ Her mother laughed gently and said, 'Oh honey, that’s just the baker’s mark.' They bought the bread anyway, and when they got home, their neighbor popped over for some. He took one bite and exclaimed, 'Hey, you guys ever notice these things have faces?' Turns out, everyone in town had been buying those 'eyebrowed' loaves without batting an eye.