Hatfield Subaru

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Hatfield Subaru, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘If you see a unicorn in the service bay, it’s just our new mechanic, Timmy.’ Regulars laugh it off, but lately, more than one has caught a glimpse of something strange lurking around the tires. One day, an elderly lady came in asking if anyone had seen her glasses. Turned out she left them on top of a tire—a unicorn tire. The whole place erupted in laughter, and from then on, everyone knew not to take the stories too seriously… or maybe they did.

2. At Hatfield Subaru, every day starts with a peculiar ritual. A regular customer always asks the same question as he walks through the door: 'Hey, do you guys sell cars that can drive themselves?' The sales manager, Mr. Jenkins, would smile and reply, ‘No, sir, but we do have some fantastic new models!’ Then, just as predictably, another employee in the background would mutter, ‘Self-driving cars? They’re still testing them in Oregon.’ The old man would laugh heartily, shake his head, and walk out, only to return next week for the same joke. It’s become such a routine that even the delivery drivers know him by sight—and they never fail to mention self-driving trucks whenever he comes around.

3. At Hatfield Subaru, there's a mystery no one can explain. Every Tuesday afternoon, just as the last customer leaves, the parking lot lights flicker on their own accord. One Tuesday, an old delivery driver parked his truck and stretched. Suddenly, the lights came alive like little fireflies. He grinned, thinking it was some prank by the staff. As he walked away, the lights dimmed—except for one, which blinked ‘Welcome back!’ in Morse code.

4. At Hatfield Subaru, every week brings a new mystery. On Wednesday evenings, a delivery driver arrives exactly at 6:18 PM and parks in the same spot, but never gets out of his truck. Finally, one Friday night, an impatient neighbor decided to investigate. Peering through binoculars from across the street, he saw the delivery driver casually wave hello before turning on some classical music and falling asleep behind the wheel. The next morning, everyone found out it was just Mr. Johnson, who always dozed off after long drives.