About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while stocking shelves, a young employee noticed something odd in the aisle: an old lady's shopping cart seemed to be moving on its own, slowly rolling towards the frozen foods section. Curious, she followed it, and soon realized that the cart was being pulled by a small, furry creature—a squirrel with a peculiar sense of direction. By lunchtime, the whole store knew about the ‘frozen food delivery service’ run by Mr. Squirrel. The manager, laughing heartily, decided to rename the freezer section 'Squirrel Special Delivery'.
2. While restocking the cleaning supplies section one afternoon, an employee overheard a customer asking aloud: ‘Hey, does anyone here know why our drain cleaner always seems to make more mess than it cleans?’ Another worker, passing by with a cartload of paper towels, muttered under his breath, ‘Probably because you’re using too much!’ Just then, an older gentleman in the aisle replied, ‘Sonny, I’ve been using this stuff for years—maybe YOU’RE the reason everything’s so backed up.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor employee who was now blushing furiously.
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver unloaded boxes of toilet paper, he swore he heard someone whispering from inside the boxes. Curious but cautious, he peered inside and saw nothing but stacks of rolls—until he sniffed the air and caught a strange, sweet scent. Suddenly, a small piece of tissue fluttered out and landed on his sleeve. Startled, he looked around—and found himself surrounded by dozens of smiling faces peering back at him through the box tops. Turns out it was just a clever marketing stunt by DrainMaster to promote their new line of ‘Smile While You Pee’ toilet paper.
4. Late one night, as a maintenance worker checked the store’s drains, he heard a voice calling from below: ‘Help! I’m stuck!’ Curious, he followed the sound and found himself face-to-face with an old shopping cart, its wheels hopelessly entangled in the pipes. After some effort, they managed to free it together—cart and man. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood saw the same cart parked outside the supermarket, filled with freshly baked goods. Turns out, the delivery driver was just taking a shortcut through the drain.