Dr. Kvitko & Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Kvitko’s office with a box full of dental supplies. As he approached the door, he noticed an eerie glow coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw something peculiar—a patient sitting upright in the chair, eyes closed, but clearly awake and talking softly. The delivery driver knocked gently on the glass, trying not to startle the strange figure. To his relief, the patient opened their eyes, smiled warmly, and whispered, 'Just finishing my teeth cleaning session—thanks for the supplies!' Turned out it was just a regular late-night customer who’d forgotten to turn off the lights before leaving.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Kvitko's office with a box of dental supplies. As he stepped out, he noticed an unusual glow coming from one of the examination rooms. Peering inside, he saw a patient who seemed to be talking to someone invisible—until he realized it was just the dentist whispering instructions to himself in Russian. Curious, the delivery guy knocked on the door and asked what all the fuss was about. Dr. Kvitko turned around, smiled sheepishly, and explained that he was just practicing his English for his upcoming trip to London. The relieved driver shook his head and said, ‘Next time you talk to yourself, maybe use less Russian words!’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Kvitko & Associates’ office with a box of dental supplies. As he unlocked the door, he noticed something odd on the reception desk—a small, handwritten note reading: ‘Take only if needed.’ Curious, he picked it up and found himself staring at a single toothpick. He popped the toothpick into his mouth and suddenly felt an overwhelming urge to clean out the entire waiting room. By morning, every patient had received a free mint and a smile as bright as the sun.

4. Early in the morning, before sunrise, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Kvitko & Associates' office with a box marked ‘Emergency Supplies.’ As he unlocked the door, he heard an eerie whistling sound from inside. Inside, the lights were dim and the place felt chilly despite the early hour. The whistling grew louder as he approached the reception desk, where a small radio was playing classical music at full blast. Startled, the delivery guy turned it down just enough to hear another voice whispering, 'Thank you, my friend.' Turns out, it was only the dentist’s parrot, who had been waiting for his morning treat.