Dennison Dental Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Dennison Dental Care one morning and exclaimed, ‘I thought dentists only worked on teeth!’ Inside, a sign read: 'We fix everything from cavities to broken hearts!' The delivery driver looked around in confusion until he noticed an old neighbor sitting in the waiting room with a big smile on her face. She winked and whispered, 'Just another day at Dennison Dental Care.'

2. A sign appeared overnight on Dennison Dental Care’s front door: ‘Please knock three times before entering.’ Curious passersby started doing just that, only to hear a muffled voice from inside saying, ‘Next!’ Soon enough, everyone in town was knocking three times before walking in. One day, an exasperated voice growled back, ‘It’s open!’ A relieved delivery driver said, ‘Finally! I’ve been knocking for ten minutes!’ The door opened with a smile: Dr. Dennison waved cheerfully and announced, ‘Welcome to Dennison Dental Care—knocking optional!’

3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a box of new dental supplies for Dennison Dental Care. As he opened the back of his truck, he noticed something odd—a small wooden carving of a smiling tooth, perfectly crafted, sitting among the boxes. He smiled, thinking it must be a prank from a fellow employee, but when he went inside, no one admitted to leaving it. As he placed the carving on Dennison’s desk, the old dentist looked up and said, ‘Ah, someone finally remembered our mascot!’ Turns out, it was an ancient tradition—whenever a new delivery came in, they left a little token for good luck. The delivery driver left laughing, never realizing he’d just become part of dental folklore.

4. A sign appeared overnight on Dennison Dental Care's front door: 'For best results, please hum Beethoven's Fifth Symphony while leaving.' Inside, patients found a small orchestra conducting themselves through the classical piece. One curious neighbor asked, ‘Why do I feel like my teeth are getting whiter?’ A regular replied, ‘Probably because you’re finally listening to something other than your own thoughts!’