Dairy Mart

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Dairy Mart, late one night, an anonymous voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Fill your tank with milk today—double points!’ Employees shrugged it off until customers started trading loyalty cards like baseball cards. Word spread quickly around town, and soon everyone was rushing to Dairy Mart for their weekly fill-up. The manager, perplexed but amused, decided to run a little experiment. He announced that anyone who brought in three loyalty cards would get a free gallon of milk. Before long, neighbors were forming teams, exchanging cards like they were collecting Pokémon. And so, every Sunday evening, Dairy Mart became the epicenter of card-trading madness—and everyone drove away happy.

2. At Dairy Mart, a regular asked one morning: ‘Why does the milk always taste fresher when it’s raining?’ The attendant shrugged and replied with a smile, ‘Maybe because our cows are better dancers when it’s wet outside.’ The regular laughed and said, ‘Fair enough!’ And they both went on their way, leaving behind another Dairy Mart legend for the next customer to discover.

3. At Dairy Mart, a delivery driver once complained: ‘Every day, I deliver milk that tastes like it’s been sitting in the sun.’ The manager just shrugged and replied, ‘Welcome to our secret recipe!’ Finally, an old lady asked curiously one morning, ‘Why does your milk always taste so strange?’ The manager grinned mischievously, ‘Ma’am, that’s not milk—we’re selling honey!’

4. At Dairy Mart, a neighborhood kid was filling up his bike basket when he noticed something odd: every time he looked in the mirror, his reflection seemed to be riding away from him. Finally, an old delivery driver asked the boy, ‘Hey son, why don’t you just ride your own bike instead of staring at that mirror?’ The kid turned around and realized he’d been pedaling backward the whole time. Everyone burst out laughing, including the kid himself, who promptly rode off, never to return to Dairy Mart again—at least not until someone else’s reflection started giving them trouble.