Costco Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco Gasoline one morning, a delivery driver pulled up in his truck and noticed something odd—gas prices were fluctuating faster than he could fill his tank. He watched in disbelief as the numbers danced like crazy on the pump display. Finally, when he filled up, the price had jumped so high that he joked with the cashier, ‘I’ll just pay for half now, and the rest next week!’ Everyone laughed, including the cashier who said, ‘Welcome to Costco Gasoline, where your tank is always full of fun.’

2. At Costco Gasoline one morning, a delivery driver pulled up in his truck and asked the attendant with a straight face, ‘Do you guys take PayPal?’ The attendant looked puzzled for a moment before bursting into laughter. He replied, 'Uh, no sir, we only accept cash or credit cards.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly and said, 'Oh, okay then,' as he drove off, leaving everyone in stitches. Turns out, it was just another day at Costco Gasoline—where even the simplest transactions can be anything but ordinary.

3. At Costco Gasoline one morning, a delivery driver pulled up in his truck and asked the attendant, ‘Do you ever notice how our gas always seems to disappear right after I fill up?’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Well, sir, maybe your truck has a leak!’ The driver scratched his head, then looked down at his empty tank and sheepishly laughed. From that day on, he made sure to check for any suspicious fuel leaks before leaving Costco.

4. At Costco Gasoline one morning, a delivery driver pulled up in his truck and noticed an unusual pattern of tire tracks leading from the pumps into the parking lot. Curious, he followed them with his eyes until they led him past several cars and stopped right next to a parked minivan. A regular emerged, filled his tank, then walked back to his van—leaving behind a trail of gasoline on the pavement. The delivery driver burst out laughing, thinking, ‘Finally, someone who knows how to make their own lane!’