About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Columbus Laser & Cataract Center, he swore he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he sniffed the air and caught a strange, sweet scent that seemed out of place. Suddenly, a friendly voice called out from behind him: ‘Delivery tonight, pal?’ Startled, our hero turned around to see none other than Dr. Smith himself, waving cheerfully from his office door. The doctor laughed heartily, explaining that the sweet smell was just his latest batch of experimental eye drops—and the humming came from his new laser calibration machine. Our delivery driver left with a smile, realizing it wasn’t so creepy after all.
2. Early in the morning, when most people were dreaming of clear vision, an alarm clock began going off inside Columbus Laser & Cataract Center. No one could figure out whose it was or why it kept insisting on 6 AM wake-ups. Finally, someone suggested that maybe it wasn’t a real alarm but just the laser machine calibrating itself for the day’s procedures. Everyone laughed—until they realized it might be true! Since then, everyone starts their shift with a friendly greeting and a cup of coffee before anyone turns anything on.
3. One day, while a young child played outside near Columbus Laser & Cataract Center, something strange caught their eye—a tiny beam of light flickering from within the building. Curious, they peered through the window and saw nothing but darkness inside. Suddenly, an old doctor’s voice echoed through the hallway, ‘What on Earth are you doing here? We’re closed for lunch!’ The child sheepishly waved back, holding a sandwich. The doctor laughed and said, ‘Next time, knock before entering!’
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Columbus Laser & Cataract Center, he heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Your contact lenses are ready for pickup—please come inside immediately.’ Curious, the delivery guy walked in and found only a friendly receptionist who smiled and said, 'Just our laser machine playing tricks again.' Turns out, the center had a quirky automated system that sometimes mischievously called random people.