Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram of Columbus

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning in Columbus when a delivery driver pulled up to Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram. The sky was clear and birds were chirping, but inside the showroom something strange was happening—all the cars seemed to be whispering to each other. Curious, the delivery driver approached one of the cars and asked what they were saying. Suddenly, all the vehicles burst into song—a medley of old rock classics. Startled, he looked around and saw his neighbor walking by with his coffee. ‘Hey,’ called the neighbor, smiling, “looks like your cars are finally learning how to entertain themselves!’

2. In the dimly lit lot of Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram of Columbus one night, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and sealed with twine. Curiosity got the better of him, and he gingerly opened it, revealing nothing but a note that read: ‘For your next big sale.’ The delivery driver shrugged, thinking maybe someone was just having fun. He placed the empty box back where he found it, and soon after, his sales started picking up. Word around town said it was because of a lucky charm—though everyone knew it was just good old-fashioned hard work. The end.

3. Whoever parked their truck next to that old Chrysler dealership in Columbus always gets the best deals on tires? I mean, seriously, how else do you explain those mysteriously discounted prices? One day, a delivery driver pulled up next to the dealership and asked the salesman, ‘Hey, is it still true that parking here gets you cheaper tires?’ The salesman winked and replied, ‘Absolutely—just make sure your truck’s name starts with “Ram.”’

4. At dawn, when most dealerships are still sleeping, a delivery driver pulled up to Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram of Columbus with an unusual cargo. The truck bed was filled with oversized boxes wrapped in brown paper. The delivery driver handed over a note: 'Please assemble these before opening.' A regular employee took one look and said, ‘This must be our new showroom decor.’ But as they started unpacking, it turned out to be life-sized cardboard cutouts of every vehicle in stock—complete with smiling salespeople holding signs that read, “Ask Me About Our Financing Options!” Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to sell cars for the rest of the day.