Capital Kia

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of their morning commute, a delivery driver pulled up to Capital Kia. The parking lot was empty except for an old pickup truck with its headlights on full beam. The delivery driver got out and stretched, then noticed something odd—an unfamiliar briefcase lying next to the truck’s tire. Curious, he picked it up only to discover it contained a stack of old newspapers and a note reading: ‘For your trouble, enjoy these free papers.’ Turns out, his neighbor had accidentally left them there while rushing off to work. The driver laughed, shook his head, and drove away, thinking, ‘Another day in the life of Capital Kia!’

2. At closing time one night, a delivery driver noticed an unusual message scrawled on the windshield of every parked car in the lot: ‘Your new Kia awaits you inside.’ Curious, he entered Capital Kia and found each vehicle had been transformed into a fully loaded test drive model—complete with personalized license plates reading ‘Delivery Expert’. Confused but amused, the delivery driver decided to take one for a spin. As he drove off, he noticed that his own car was now parked outside, identical to before—but with a different personalized plate: ‘Not So Delivery Guy.’ Back home, his wife grinned, saying, “Welcome to your new commute, honey.”

3. At dusk, when most neighbors had already settled in for the evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Capital Kia. Unloading boxes from his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the license plate on the nearest car seemed to change every few minutes. Curious, he approached the vehicle and saw that it was just an old Kia with a cracked number plate. As he bent down to take a closer look, the plate suddenly read ‘Delivery Done!’ He burst out laughing, realizing it was simply a reflection of streetlights dancing across the damaged plate. That night, Capital Kia became the talk of the neighborhood—not for its cars but for its quirky optical illusion.

4. At closing time one night, a delivery driver noticed an old, dusty kite tangled among the car parts in the Capital Kia warehouse. Curious, he untangled it and found an old note attached: ‘If you fly this kite three times around our lot, good luck will follow your business.’ The next morning, everyone in town saw the colorful kite circling Capital Kia’s yard. And though no one knew whose kite it was or why, word spread that Capital Kia’s fortunes were about to soar—even if only because of a whimsical urban legend.