Camilo Gabiana, MD

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At closing time, a regular shouted into Camilo Gabiana, MD’s empty hallway: ‘Doc, I feel like you’re following me!’ A delivery driver then appeared in the shadows and whispered, ‘Actually, Doc, I am following you—you left your stethoscope on the counter.’ The regular laughed heartily, knowing full well that Camilo had indeed forgotten it again.

2. A sign above Camilo Gabiana, MD's reception area read: 'Please wait patiently—your doctor will see you when he remembers your name.' Finally, a delivery driver named Maria arrived and asked impatiently, ‘Is my package here yet?’ The receptionist replied calmly, ‘Just hold on, Ms. Package—Dr. Gabiana will get to it eventually.’

3. A sign outside Camilo Gabiana, MD's office read: ‘Next available appointment in 90 minutes.’ One afternoon, an impatient neighbor stormed in and demanded: ‘Doctor, my lawn needs mowing NOW!’ Without missing a beat, Dr. Gabiana replied, 'I’m sorry sir, but I can only treat patients today.' The neighbor huffed and left, muttering something about quackery. A few moments later, a delivery driver walked in, holding a box of freshly cut grass. Clearly, Camilo Gabiana had another patient who needed immediate attention—his lawn.

4. At dawn, when most offices were still dark, a delivery driver pulled up to Camilo Gabiana, MD's building and noticed an unusual sight: the neon sign blinked on for just a second before flickering off again. Curious, he knocked on the door, only to hear soft classical music drifting out. A friendly voice invited him in, revealing a kindly old doctor reading his morning paper. ‘Good morning,’ said Camilo, MD, with a twinkle in his eye. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘I’ll never understand doctors.’