BMW

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, a delivery driver pulled up to BMW Car Rental and noticed an odd message on the bulletin board: ‘If you see a ghostly figure in our lot, don’t be alarmed—it’s just our new night watchman.’ The next morning, as employees arrived, they found the night watchman sound asleep in his chair—with a small note on his desk reading: ‘Sorry for the scare, I’m just not used to seeing cars drive themselves.’

2. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to BMW Car Rental, puzzled by the sound of tinkling bells coming from inside. As he approached the front desk, he saw a tiny figure in a conductor’s uniform waving him over. The little conductor smiled and motioned for him to come closer. ‘Good morning!’ she chirped. ‘Today you get to drive our special car—a BMW that can park itself!’ The driver blinked several times before laughing nervously. ‘Really?’ he asked. ‘Just follow these simple instructions,’ she said, handing him a small card. And so, with a wave goodbye, the miniature conductor disappeared back into the shadows. That day, our delivery man became the envy of everyone at work—until someone noticed his parking job was always perfect.

3. At lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up to BMW Car Rental, confused by the sign in the window: ‘Today’s Special—Your Dream Ride for Only $99!’ He laughed and said, ‘I wish my dream ride cost that much!’ The delivery driver walked inside, only to find an old, beat-up BMW 3-series with dents everywhere. Smiling, he asked if it was really just ninety-nine dollars. The rental agent replied, 'Yes, but you get what you pay for!' That afternoon, everyone in town saw him cruising around, happily waving at his neighbors.

4. A little boy walked into BMW Car Rental one morning, pointing excitedly at something on the window display. ‘Mommy,’ he asked, ‘why does that car look like it’s smiling?’ The manager smiled and replied, 'Son, that's not a smile—it's our special BMW grille!' The little boy nodded thoughtfully then said, 'Oh, I see,' before running off with his mom, leaving everyone in the store laughing.