About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the Nissan showroom floor—a tiny wooden sign reading ‘Free Tires for Life’ had mysteriously appeared next to one of the vehicles. Over the next few days, more signs popped up around the lot—‘Free Oil Changes,’ ‘Free Car Washes.’ Soon enough, customers started showing up just for the perks, not the cars. A regular would come every week asking for his free tires, even though he’d never bought a Nissan. Finally, an exasperated manager asked the delivery driver, ‘Who’s behind this?’ The driver shrugged and said, ‘I’ve got no idea, but it must be someone who loves our dealership!’
2. One day, an old neighbor driving past the Woodmen Nissan lot saw something peculiar through the showroom window. ‘Hey,’ he exclaimed, ‘that new Altima is dancing!’ Curious, he walked inside and asked one of the salespeople what was going on. The guy just shrugged and said, 'Oh, that’s just our newest sales tactic—dancing cars to attract customers!' A delivery driver overheard him and laughed, replying, 'No, man—it's just that damn Altima has been stuck on shuffle mode since last night.'
3. One afternoon, a young boy walking home from school stopped in front of Woodmen Nissan. Curious, he pointed and exclaimed, ‘Mom, look! All these cars are dancing!’ His mom smiled and shook her head, thinking he must be seeing things. But when she looked closer, she saw that one delivery driver was wiggling his hips to the music coming from inside, while another neighbor was doing an impromptu dance on the hood of his own truck. Realizing it wasn’t just her son’s imagination, they both burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes even cars can inspire some good old-fashioned fun.
4. One night, a curious pug named Max kept staring at the reflection in Woodmen Nissan’s showroom window. His owner, puzzled by his unusual behavior, followed him outside only to see their dog fixated on something invisible to humans. Finally, Max’s owner called out to a passing delivery driver for help. Together they discovered that the reflection was actually an alien hitchhiker asking for directions to Area 51. After a quick chat and some friendly advice, everyone went home—Max with a newfound sense of adventure, and the owner with a story to tell over beers with neighbors.