Woodmen Nails

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl walked into Woodmen Nails and asked for nail polish in every color she could see. The receptionist smiled but noticed something peculiar—every time the girl pointed at a shade, her dog would start wagging its tail uncontrollably. Finally, after painting her toenails purple, the girl picked up her dog and left. The receptionist shook her head with a smile, remarking, ‘Another regular customer.’

2. One day, while a delivery driver was waiting outside Woodmen Nails, he heard an announcement over the store’s PA system: ‘Attention please—if you’ve lost your sense of humor today, it might be stuck in our nail art section!’ Curious, the delivery driver decided to check out the nail art. He found himself laughing so hard that he accidentally dropped his clipboard, which landed on the foot of a nearby customer. Apologizing profusely, he asked if she’d like some humor with her manicure. The customer smiled and said, 'Only if it's free!'

3. A curious puppy followed its owner into Woodmen Nails one afternoon. As soon as they stepped inside, the little dog started sniffing something on the floor—something that made it wag its tail furiously. Suddenly, a groomer appeared and exclaimed, ‘Oh no, our new nail-polish scent must be out!’ She picked up the pup and said, ‘It’s okay, little guy, just another day in Woodmen Nails.’ The owner smiled and left, muttering, ‘Guess I’ll get my haircut here next time.’

4. A young mother rushed into Woodmen Nails, frantically searching through her purse. Just then, she noticed something strange on the floor—an old keychain shaped like a hammer. She picked it up and asked the stylist, ‘Any idea whose this could be?’ The stylist shrugged and said, ‘Must belong to one of our regulars.’ As she left, the young mom turned to her little boy and whispered, ‘Honey, looks like Daddy forgot his hammer again!’