Wild Water Washes

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Wild Water Washes and noticed something odd in one of the wheel-wells: an old, dusty bottle half-hidden under the tire. Curious, he picked it up—it was filled with water and had a note inside reading, ‘Drink me if you dare.’ He took a sip, and suddenly found himself shrunk down to the size of a toy car. Confused but amused, he finished washing the cars that day, imagining how his co-workers would never believe him. Later, back home, he discovered he’d grown back to normal—leaving everyone wondering if maybe he’d just been playing a prank on them.

2. A neighbor complained loudly one afternoon: ‘Why does it always rain just when I’m getting my car washed?’ The owner smiled and replied gently, 'Because, sir, Wild Water Washes is the only place where your car gets a free shower whenever it needs one!' The neighbor shook his head with a laugh, realizing he’d been had—and that his car was now squeaky clean.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Wild Water Washes one day, only to notice that the hose seemed to be following him around the car. As he drove through the tunnel, he felt a strange sensation—like someone was watching him from behind the spray. Turning around, he saw nothing but water and soap bubbles. When he finally left, his car was squeaky clean, but so were his windows—and everything else within five blocks.

4. One morning, as cars queued patiently under the sun, an announcement crackled over the loudspeaker: 'Attention, everyone! Due to technical difficulties, your cars will be washed with water from our neighboring reservoir.' As the cars drove off, a delivery driver commented, ‘Guess I’ll never get that dusty smell out of my truck.’ A regular laughed and said, ‘At least it’s free!’ The next day, everything was back to normal—except for one neighbor who insisted his newly cleaned car had developed a taste for fish.