VA Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to VA Clinic with an unusual package. The receptionist glanced curiously as he handed it over, but nobody expected what would happen next. The package was sealed tight, and when they opened it, everyone burst out laughing—it turned out to be a giant box of donuts labeled ‘Vitality Aids.’ Turns out, a neighbor had mistakenly ordered them for the staff’s morning break. Since then, the clinic has been known for its sweet treats more than its medical prowess.

2. At closing time, an orderly turned off the lights and left the VA Clinic. Suddenly, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please return your shopping carts to the lobby.’ The orderly shrugged and flipped the switch back on. ‘Must be one of those talking shopping carts,’ he muttered. A moment later, a delivery driver appeared, pushing a cart that had a note attached: “VA Clinic – World’s Largest Talking Shopping Cart Collection.” Everyone laughed, and the night ended with a warm feeling that maybe, just maybe, even hospitals could use a little fun.

3. In the early morning, before anyone else arrived, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the VA Clinic’s loading dock—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no label. Curious, he opened it and found only a note reading: ‘Free pens inside!’ Inside were dozens of colorful pens. From that day on, whenever someone needed a pen, they could just pop into the VA Clinic. It became a neighborhood joke—‘Need a pen? Visit the clinic!’

4. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver approached the VA Clinic. Over the intercom came a voice: ‘Attention: your package has been delivered by a veteran with perfect health.’ The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Guess he forgot to mention that the vet was retired!' The next morning, everyone in town received a similar message: 'Your milkman is a former marine who just had his annual check-up.'