About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to the entrance one afternoon and exclaimed, 'This place is cursed!' Curious patients looked on as he jumped out of his truck, muttering something about bad luck. As it turned out, the delivery driver was just superstitious. A few minutes later, a neighbor walked in with a bag of groceries, tripping over his own feet and muttering about bad karma. Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes life itself can be more cursed than any building.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the entrance one day and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no return address. The delivery driver picked it up, thinking maybe it was a forgotten package. Inside was a note: 'Thanks for your patience—your wait time is almost up!' Everyone had a good laugh when they found out it was just a prank from UCHealth staff.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the entrance one morning and muttered, ‘What’s with all these signs today?’ He scanned the area and saw that every second pole had a small, handwritten note stuck to it—all reading the same cryptic message in different hands: “Don’t worry, help is near.” The delivery driver shrugged and drove inside. Later that day, his friend asked why he’d been smiling so broadly. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, ‘I found out where all those mysterious notes led—to the best coffee in town!’
4. A sign above the entrance read, ‘Please wait for your number in the waiting room.’ But every now and then, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘And don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!’ Finally, it was the neighbor’s turn. The door opened with a smile, and out stepped an elderly gentleman wearing nothing but a hospital gown and a huge grin. 'Welcome!' he said cheerfully. Everyone laughed as they realized his number had been called by mistake—again.