About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as a delivery driver approached UCHealth Sleep Medicine Center, he swore he heard someone snoring so loudly it sounded like an entire orchestra rehearsing in the hallway. Curious, he peered inside and saw only empty beds and quiet rooms. The next morning, when asked by a nurse if everything was okay, he sheepishly admitted his late-night orchestral experience. Turns out, it was just the air conditioning playing its nocturnal symphony.
2. One morning, a little boy visiting his grandmother noticed something peculiar outside the UCHealth Sleep Medicine Center's window. Every time someone entered the building, they seemed to fall asleep instantly and start snoring so loudly that it echoed down the street. Curious, the boy told his grandmother what he saw. She smiled and explained that everyone who came there was simply very tired from helping others or delivering important packages. The next day, when a regular mailman dozed off, the whole neighborhood joined in a gentle hum, creating a soothing lullaby until everyone woke up refreshed.
3. One foggy afternoon, a neighborhood dog started barking uncontrollably near the UCHealth Sleep Medicine Center. Passersby looked up curiously but couldn't see anything out of the ordinary. Just then, an elderly neighbor walked by and said, ‘That’s nothing unusual—every time they do those new sleep studies, that poor dog gets scared!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another quirky town tale. The dog eventually calmed down, and life in the neighborhood went back to normal.
4. Late one night, an exhausted nurse parked her car in front of the UCHealth Sleep Medicine Center and switched off the engine. Suddenly, over the speakers, came a sleepy voice: ‘Good evening, welcome to our peaceful sanctuary… where dreams come true.’ As she approached the entrance, the voice continued softly: 'Please leave your worries outside.' Just then, a sleep-deprived delivery driver yawned loudly behind her, muttering, 'Finally, someplace that understands my struggle!' The nurse smiled, realizing she wasn’t alone in her battle against fatigue.