About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dusk, when most people were heading home from work, a delivery driver pulled up to UCHealth Radiation Oncology with an unusual package. The sky had just turned that perfect shade of Colorado twilight, and as he stepped out of his truck, a soft humming sound filled the air. As he opened the box, a small robot mouse scurried out and started dancing to the humming sound, attracting curious glances from nearby neighbors. Turns out, it was just another one of those promotional toys for kids visiting the clinic.
2. At dawn, when most radiation oncologists were still asleep, a delivery driver struggled with an oversized crate outside UCHealth Radiation Oncology. Suddenly, the crate seemed to whisper something incomprehensible. Curious, he opened it—only to find a package containing nothing but packets of sugar labeled ‘Radiation Free.’ Turns out, a neighbor had mistakenly marked his order. The next morning, everyone laughed over coffee, and the delivery guy became a local legend for his sweet prank.
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver struggled to unload supplies, he noticed an odd glow coming from inside the building. Peering through the window, he saw something that made him freeze in his tracks. Curious, he knocked on the door, and out stepped a sleepy doctor, who explained they were just testing new LED lighting. The relieved driver asked if he could try it too—next thing anyone knew, he was dancing like nobody was watching! Since then, locals joke that UCHealth’s radiation oncology department also offers free dance lessons after hours.
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver struggled to unload supplies, he heard someone whisper, ‘Did you bring enough?’ Curious, he looked around but saw no one. Then, from behind him came a soft voice: 'Maybe next time you'll remember to check the fridge.' Turning back, he found himself facing an empty hallway—except for a small note taped to his truck: “UCHealth Radiation Oncology: always stock up on snacks!”