About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Mommy, look at that funny sign outside!’ Her mother glanced up from her phone and saw nothing unusual—until she noticed everyone else staring too. What had they all missed? As they peered closer, they saw it was just an ordinary doctor’s office sign—except for one word misspelled as ‘Interqust’ instead of ‘Interquest.’ The crowd burst into laughter, realizing their collective mistake. The little girl giggled, saying, ‘See, Mommy? It IS funny!’
2. In the early hours of one Monday morning, an urgent voice crackled over UCHealth’s intercom: 'Attention all patients—your doctor today is Dr. Household Appliance Repair!' A concerned aunty called from reception, asking if there was any Dr. House MD in attendance. A bemused nurse replied, ‘Ma’am, he’s on vacation until further notice.’ The next patient—a delivery driver—smiled sheepishly and asked for directions to the nearest appliance repair shop.
3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to the UCHealth Primary Care entrance with a worried expression on his face. He jumped out of his truck, rushed inside, and asked breathlessly, 'Do you have any idea what time it is?' Inside, a nurse looked up sleepily and replied, ‘It’s five in the morning.’ The delivery driver shook his head and whispered, ‘No, not that kind of interruption—my wife just called, she forgot her keys again!’
4. At sunset, when neighbors were settling in for dinner, someone shouted from across the street: 'Hey, did you see that doctor just waved?' Another neighbor, a gruff old man, growled back, ‘He’s probably waving at his own reflection in that big window.’ A delivery driver chuckled and remarked, ‘Next time I’ll bring him some flowers—maybe he’ll wave more often!’ The sun set, leaving behind only laughter and a faint smile on everyone's faces.