About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver was dropping off medical supplies one afternoon when he noticed something strange. As he approached the entrance of UCHealth Primary Care - Fontanero, an old man emerged from the shadows, muttering to himself and carrying what looked like a large box. The driver slowed down, curious but cautious. As the driver got closer, he saw that the box wasn’t big enough for a person—just a cardboard cutout of a clown with a mischievous smile. The old man, it turned out, was just a neighborhood prankster who liked to scare delivery people. Everyone had a good laugh, including the bewildered driver, who never expected his afternoon would include a clown-themed practical joke.
2. A delivery driver was unloading boxes of bandages in the parking lot one morning when he heard a strange noise coming from inside the clinic. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old janitor, Don, humming to himself as he dusted the ceiling fans with an enormous feather duster. ‘What’s that funny sound?’ asked the driver. ‘Oh,’ replied Don, not missing a beat, ‘that’s just my new invention—a fan-cleaning contraption!’
3. One day after hours, an exhausted nurse locked herself out of the clinic. As she fumbled with her keys outside, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: 'Don’t worry, doctor. The door will open for you.' Finally, the lights flickered on, and a sleepy receptionist asked, ‘Did someone leave the door unlocked again?’ The nurse laughed sheepishly as a nearby delivery driver joked, ‘Guess the ghost doctor is back on duty!’
4. One night, as a delivery driver was leaving UCHealth Primary Care, he overheard someone whispering behind him: ‘Don’t look now, but did you see that light?’ Curious, he turned around and saw nothing but empty parking lots. Suddenly, an old man in a wheelchair appeared out of nowhere and asked for directions to the nearest gas station. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking maybe he’d been too jumpy. As he walked away, he heard another voice say softly, ‘Hey, didn’t you forget your coffee?’ He spun around again—only to bump into his own reflection in the clinic’s window.