About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as a regular dozed off in the waiting room, an announcement crackled over the speakers: ‘Attention, patients and staff. Your visit today may be delayed due to an unusual surge in friendly ghost activity.’ A delivery driver complained that his meal was cold because he had to wait too long for the ghostly traffic lights to turn green. Eventually, everyone settled down when a friendly nurse whispered, 'They’re just playing tag with the ceiling tiles!' The regular snorted awake and muttered, 'Guess I missed another good story.'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the ER entrance with a worried look on his face. ‘I’ve been here before,’ he muttered. ‘But never like this.’ As he approached the reception desk, an elderly volunteer asked him, 'Are you lost again, dear?' The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and replied, 'No, just trying to find the shortest route to the cafeteria!'
3. At dawn, when most emergency rooms are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to the ER entrance with a mysterious package marked ‘Do Not Open.’ The nurse on duty took one look at the label and said, 'We don't accept deliveries here!' She called over another staff member who opened it carefully—inside was a box of donuts labeled 'Welcome to UC Health!' Turns out, it was just a thoughtful gesture from a local bakery trying to brighten everyone's morning.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the ER entrance with a mysterious box marked ‘biohazard.’ Inside, a curious child pointed and asked, ‘Mom, what’s that glowing thing?’ Inside, a curious child pointed and asked, ‘Mom, what’s that glowing thing?’ The nurse smiled and replied, ‘Oh, it’s just our new UV sanitizer for surfaces, honey.’ The delivery driver chuckled and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll never be scared of hospitals again!’