The Downtown Dentist

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Downtown Dentist and noticed something odd—a faint whirring sound like tiny teeth being polished echoed through the empty streets. Curious, he approached the door and heard laughter—just kids playing some prank. But then, from inside, came a voice: ‘Next patient in Room Three!’ Turned out it was just a late-night TV show recording, and everyone had a good laugh the next morning.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Downtown Dentist and noticed something unusual—a small dog peering curiously through the window, its tail wagging despite the late hour. Curious, he knocked gently on the door, but no one answered. Just as he was about to leave, the little dog trotted inside, followed by another one—this time, an older poodle with a toothbrush dangling from his mouth. Turns out, it was just a regular evening at The Downtown Dentist, where even canine patients come for their cleanings.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Downtown Dentist and heard an eerie whistling sound coming from inside. Peering through the window, he saw a tooth floating in mid-air, gently bobbing like a boat on water. Curious, the driver knocked on the door, but no one answered. Just then, a friendly voice called out from behind him: ‘Hey there, pal! Need some help with that package?’ Turned out it was just the dentist’s parrot, practicing its newfound speech therapy skills.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside The Downtown Dentist and wondered if they were hearing things or just another late-night drill from the dentist next door. As he peered through the window, he saw an old man in a lab coat, diligently working on a model ship instead of teeth. Startled, the delivery driver knocked on the door, only for the dentist to exclaim, ‘Just one more cavity to fill before I retire!’