South Academy Dental, PLLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside South Academy Dental and noticed something unusual. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘I’ve never seen so many boxes of toothpaste stacked like that!’ Curious, he walked over and peered inside. Inside, an old man was diligently packing boxes, humming softly to himself. 'Morning,' said the driver. 'What on earth are you doing?' The man looked up with a smile, replying, 'I'm stocking up for Armageddon—just in case.' The delivery guy laughed heartily and drove off, shaking his head, thinking, ‘that’s one dedicated dentist!’

2. Early one autumn morning, as the sun peeked over the rooftops of Colorado Springs, a delivery driver pulled up outside South Academy Dental and noticed something peculiar. The sign above the entrance read not just ‘Dental,’ but also proudly announced, 'Open for Business Since 1893.' Curious, he leaned closer—only to see that the year had mysteriously changed every few minutes. Finally, the sign settled on 1957, and our intrepid delivery driver decided it was time to make his delivery. As he entered, he heard an old voice from behind the counter say, ‘Welcome, sonny! We’ve been waiting for you!’ Turning around, he saw nothing but empty chairs and dusty instruments. Outside, the sun continued its lazy rise, while the sign remained stubbornly fixed on 1957—perhaps forever.

3. A neighborhood cat had taken it upon herself to patrol the dental clinic’s grounds every night. She’d sit on the ledge outside the waiting room window, watching patients arrive with nervous glances. One evening, a delivery driver arrived late and saw the cat still perched there. ‘Hey, you’re keeping everyone awake,’ he joked. The cat yawned and stretched, then sauntered off into the night. The next morning, an exhausted-looking aunty checked in, whispering to her granddaughter, ‘Don’t be scared, honey—just ignore that little lady.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck near South Academy Dental and stretched after unloading supplies. Suddenly, he heard an unusual sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a silhouette in the chair—an old man with a huge grin, waving him over. ‘Just finishing up my late-night whitening session,’ chuckled the stranger. The delivery guy sheepishly smiled, realizing it was just another neighbor getting his pearly whites fixed.}