About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A few years ago, after hours of diligent work, an enthusiastic realtor named a regular would often stop by Schultz Benefits Group for a quick coffee before heading home. One particularly foggy morning, he noticed something peculiar: every time he entered through the side door, the office clock seemed to slow down just for him. Finally curious, our regular asked his colleagues if anyone else experienced this strange phenomenon. They all shook their heads no, and soon enough, the clock started behaving normally again. From then on, whenever someone new joined the team, they’d joke that maybe it was just ‘the Schultz Benefits Group time zone.’
2. A delivery driver pulling up to Schultz Benefits Group one morning noticed something peculiar: every Tuesday at exactly 9:15 AM, the office doors would inexplicably open for a split second, revealing a brief flash of sunlight before closing again. Curious, the delivery driver mentioned it to his colleagues, and soon enough, everyone in the neighborhood was watching for that magical moment each Tuesday. One week, an excited neighbor even brought binoculars, convinced they’d catch a glimpse inside. To everyone’s surprise, when the doors opened briefly, a tiny pigeon flew out, causing hysterical laughter from passersby. The legend of Schultz Benefits Group became known as ‘the Tuesday pigeon parade.’
3. A delivery driver pulling up to Schultz Benefits Group one morning noticed something peculiar: every time he approached the building, the mailboxes seemed to rearrange themselves just as he reached for the doorbell. Curious, the driver mentioned it to a neighbor who laughed and said, ‘That’s because they’re not mailboxes at all—just cleverly disguised planters!’ Turns out, Schultz Benefits Group had hired an artist to brighten up their entrance with living plants, which looked exactly like moving mailboxes from afar.
4. A delivery driver pulling up to Schultz Benefits Group one morning noticed something peculiar: every time he delivered packages, the office clock seemed to slow down just for him. Finally, one day, an amused neighbor asked the delivery driver if his watch was broken. ‘No,’ he replied, grinning, ‘it’s that office clock that keeps slowing down whenever I’m there!’ Turns out, it was just a quirky old clock with a wonky spring mechanism.