About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Safeway’s produce section, a regular noticed something strange one morning—a banana with an extra-long stem. People started buying it as a novelty, and soon enough, every shopping trip became a hunt for more unusual fruits. Soon enough, customers from all over town were coming just to see if they could find another odd fruit. One day, a delivery driver joked that maybe Safeway should start selling ‘fruit of the month’ subscriptions. The next week, there was a watermelon with two heads. Word spread like wildfire—neighbors stopped by each other’s houses to compare their finds. In the end, Safeway simply put up a sign: ‘Welcome to Safeway—where your groceries might surprise you!’
2. In Safeway’s checkout line, a regular muttered under his breath as he scanned his groceries: ‘Why does everyone buy so much toilet paper?’ Suddenly, an impatient voice from behind growled, ‘Hey, I only bought one roll!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked past with a cart overflowing with rolls of TP, muttering, ‘I’ll take that for my office.’
3. In Safeway’s parking lot, a delivery driver swore he saw a shopping cart floating down the aisle—was it windy enough for that? Later, when asked if he was okay, the delivery driver just shrugged and said, ‘I guess I’ll never forget my floatin’ cart adventure!’ Turns out, an employee had accidentally left the cart on a battery-powered mobility scooter.}
4. At dawn, when Safeway's parking lot is usually empty, a delivery driver parked his truck and stretched. Suddenly, he heard soft laughter coming from inside the store. Curious, he approached the source of sound and found an old shopping cart slowly rolling down an aisle, its wheels clicking softly. Inside sat a friendly neighborhood cat, watching him with mischief in its eyes. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and whispered, 'Another day at Safeway—where even the cats know the best deals.'