Quick Quack Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Quick Quack Car Wash, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does my car always get cleaner after I leave?’ Since then, customers swear they see ghostly figures wiping down vehicles in the middle of the night. One night, a neighbor drove by and saw a figure polishing a car so expertly that it shimmered like new. Curious, she parked her own vehicle and approached. The spirit turned around with a smile, saying, 'Need some help with your windshield?'

2. At Quick Quack Car Wash, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does my car always look cleaner after I leave here than when I arrived?’ It turned out that an enthusiastic employee had taken it upon themselves to clean every car that came in—even those that were already pristine. A neighbor later joked, 'Maybe they should add a sign: "Your car will never be dirtier than when you drove in!"'

3. At Quick Quack Car Wash, a delivery driver once asked in exasperation, ‘Why do I always get stuck behind that slow-moving vacuum cleaner?’ Finally, an old neighbor chimed in with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Son, it’s not the vacuum cleaner holding you back—it’s everyone waiting for their cars to dry!’

4. At Quick Quack Car Wash, a delivery driver once asked with frustration, ‘Why is it always so hard to get my car washed here?’ ‘Because,’ replied the gruff attendant, ‘we only use water from the local swamp—good for cleaning but tough on wax.’ The frustrated driver drove off muttering something about ‘swamp gas’ and ‘never again’, while his neighbor waved cheerfully from behind the wheel of her freshly cleaned car.