PSFB Commisary

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the produce section of PSFB Commissary, a regular noticed something unusual one morning—a banana with an extra-long stem, almost like it had been stretched or pulled. Curious customers started asking questions, and soon everyone was talking about the ‘stretchy banana.’ Soon enough, word spread beyond the store—people from nearby neighborhoods came to see the stretchy banana for themselves. A delivery driver even claimed he saw a monkey sneaking around the back, but no one ever found any evidence. Eventually, someone joked that maybe it was just a really good prank, and before long, everyone stopped caring. Nowadays, if you ask anyone in town about the stretchy banana, they’ll smile and say, 'Oh yeah, that old tale.'

2. In the dairy aisle of PSFB Commissary, a delivery driver once heard an eerie humming sound coming from behind the milk crates. Curious, he peered around them and saw nothing but rows of silent bottles. The next day, the noise returned—this time accompanied by the scent of freshly baked cookies wafting through the store. Finally, on the third day, the delivery driver followed his nose to the backroom. There, amidst the flour and sugar bins, stood a friendly old neighbor baking cookies for everyone in the neighborhood. ‘Just thought you could use some fresh treats,’ she said with a smile. The PSFB Commissary became known not for ghostly sounds, but for its delicious homemade cookies.

3. In the frozen food aisle of PSFB Commissary, a delivery driver once asked aloud: ‘Who keeps rearranging these pizzas?’ A few days later, an elderly neighbor was spotted pushing a shopping cart filled with boxes labeled ‘Deep-Fried Pizza.’ When asked why, she smiled and replied, ‘Someone’s gotta eat all those misplaced pies!’

4. In the bakery section of PSFB Commissary, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘Did you see that loaf move on its own?’ The baker just smiled and said, ‘That’s our secret ingredient—just right amount of magic!’ The delivery driver shook his head but couldn’t help laughing as he loaded his truck. Back home, his neighbor asked if he’d seen any strange activity there today, and he replied, ‘Nah, just some talking bread.’