Preferred Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, a delivery driver pulled up to Preferred Dental with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please leave your package here and never come back.’ The delivery driver shrugged, left the box, and drove away into the night. The next morning, a regular patient noticed a small note on the door: 'Dear Friends, our office is temporarily closed for dental emergencies. Please visit us again soon!'

2. One morning, a sign appeared outside Preferred Dental: ‘Free toothbrush for every patient who mentions our new slogan.’ The next day, customers started arriving early, whispering strange phrases into receptionists’ ears. Soon enough, everyone knew the secret: mention ‘Tooth Fairy’s Got Talent,’ and you’d get not just one but two free toothbrushes! A regular mentioned it once too soon—his dentist gave him three, saying, ‘You’ve got great teeth for someone who never said anything!’

3. In the early hours of dawn, a sleepy neighbor heard strange noises coming from Preferred Dental. Curious, they peered through the blinds and saw a small dog anxiously circling around the entrance, its tail wagging furiously. As it approached the door, the little dog suddenly perked up and started barking excitedly. To everyone’s surprise, a sleepy delivery driver emerged from inside, holding a large box labeled ‘DENTAL SUPPLIES.’ Turning to the dog with a yawn, he said, ‘Finally, someone who appreciates my morning visits!’

4. In the middle of the night, a voice crackled over Preferred Dental’s intercom: ‘Attention patients—your teeth are talking back!’ ‘Ma’am,’ said an alarmed receptionist, ‘do you hear that?’ A woman in the waiting room nodded, grinning. ‘Yes, my wisdom tooth just asked if I wanted floss or mouthwash!’ The next morning, a delivery driver commented to his neighbor: “I swear, I heard Preferred Dental arguing over whose turn it was to pay the electricity bill.”